Io Munchkin set. Designed by DAve

Ee's not dead, ee's just resting
Bad Stuff: You join the choir invisible, you push up the daisies, you are an ex munchkin.

Bad Stuff: Grannies steal your footwear. Watch out for the old codgers next time.

Becomes level 10 with CCC-PØ
Bad Stuff: TBD

Becomes level 10 with 2R-2D
Bad Stuff: Somehow, you always end up in worse trouble. Go through the discard pile and fight the first monster you come to.

Bad Stuff: Tusk Tusk. You've been mauled by the walrii. Your armour now smells of fish, discard it or suffer a -3 penalty to combat.

They ignore non-humans, but only if they said "Ah-ah-ah-ahah!"
Bad Stuff: Insects are bad captors. You die.

[Shudder] If you defeat Dougie, you can wear his dress (+5).
Bad Stuff: Blinded by the sight, you must miss the next two turns.

... From a Stephen King novel!
Bad Stuff: He kills you in a really unexpected, but very imaginitive, way.

Freshers instantly run away. Counts as a free escape.
Bad Stuff: You die of fear as he jumps on the table. You discover Mike has the prefixes 'big' and 'angry' for a reason.

Well, actually, his chair.
Bad Stuff: He comes out of hiding, followed by several Israeli secret agents who take away your items.

Bitten by a radioactive spider means that he can draw at eight times the rate of mere mortals.
Bad Stuff: You are caught in a detailed explanation of the super heros. Lose a turn.

Has the right to abstain from fighting (but never usually uses this right)
Bad Stuff: Lose your weapons. You put them down while organising a con and can't remember where you put them.

Easily bribed, dicard one item to escape.
Bad Stuff: Lose your best item in an unscheduled raid. Player to the right chooses what dissapears.

Never has enough time, combat lasts no more than 30 seconds from now!
Bad Stuff: Steals your boots. Bad Luck.

You're not a student any more.
Bad Stuff: Lose the race and class you have.

It came from the planet Mooch, but forgot its wallet.
Bad Stuff: All the players can sponge an item off you. Starting from the lowest level, working to the highest, all munchkins steal an item from you.

They stole Elvis.
Bad Stuff: Alien Probing: The Aliens take all your items in play, your clothes and leave you in a field covered in Rum.

Needs no introduction.
Bad Stuff: Your pride must recover. Watch some Babylon 5 to regain some of that geekiness lost: miss your next turn.

They're sh*te.
Bad Stuff: I've forgotten to book the Bad Stuff. I'll have to get back to you on that.

Beware, he has elbow pads   and socks with sandals.
Bad Stuff: You've failed, lose 1 level.

What was his name again?
Bad Stuff: If you lose, all the other munchkins can mock you mercilesslessly.

Roll a D6: you encounter that many Neds at Level 1 each. They count as one monster of that level.
Bad Stuff: They steal all your items. Haw man.

Fake ID makes them Level 1.
Bad Stuff: They don't let you in because you've got trainers on. They steal your footwear as a worning to other munchkins.

Quick, tidy your room!
Bad Stuff: They confiscate all your items in play.

Becomes a Level 12 if 'Feeble Excuse' has been played so far.
Bad Stuff: Argh! Homework!
It hurts your brian so much, your Headgear doesn't fit any more. Discard it to the munchkin with the lowest level.

Bad Stuff: Go through the discard pile: the first curse you find curses you!

Yawn, is it that time already? I've only just gone to sleep.
Bad Stuff: Just ignore it, they'll go away eventually.