Io Munchkin set. Designed by DAve

Pair up with any numner of the opposite sex for combat. It always happens eventually.

+1 to combat.
Not just useful for graduation, it helps fight monsters too.

+1 to combat.

+2 to combat.
Eveything is on fire - just try not to burn yourself.

+3 to monster level.
+10 to the Io committee - an organised committee is a very scary thing!

-2 to either side due to a stress - related headache.

Discard X Gold Pieces (or more) worth of items to go up a level.

Everyone in Io is related in some way to everyone else. Somehow.

Finally, being awake in school is paying off!
+2 to your concentration for combat.

Part spoon, part fork, all pain.
+3 to fight the monsters with.

Steal an item from another player.
You get to steal the spork for free.

"because it's blunt, you idiot - it'll hurt more!"
The monsters' mortal enemy is the spoon. Kill one with a spoon-related device and gain an extra level and two treasures. Discard this card after use.

Danger-lite
+5 to monster level.

Whether you like it or not, every male joins in this combat on your side.
Only useable by females

"that hat really suits you"
+2 to style, you cool dude.

Automatic Escape.
You distract the monster, but have to sacrifice something shiney to get away.

The Monster becomes your inseperable sidekick for three rounds (at 1/3 the monsters level, rounding down).
He barfs on you after three rounds, and you must discard all the items you are wearing.

That sounds so obvious! How did I not see it before!
Not usable by academics or students. Cancels the effects of one card.

This is always the last item to be played. It only just made the deadline.
+3 to your intelligence rating.

The monster turns up, but no-one is around to fight them.
Don't worry; they turn up for the next combat.

One card from player hand you take another.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

+5 to combat: throw the book at 'em (useable by geeks only).
Everyone else gets a +2 bonus because it's just too damn long to understand.

What?!? That's just not possible!
Negates one cards' effect.

+5 headgear (can be work under headgear).
If the game is played during daylight, the bonus is reduced to +2 because ginger folk just don't get along with sunlight.

Gets more done that just a polite word. +3 to combat, sir!

Monsters AND other munchkins are in awe. And rightly so! +4 to your item

You have to download all your pr0n data on dial up. Poor thing.
-3 to this combat.

Useful in all situations.
+1 to lassoing the monsters.

+10 for one use. Once it is out of the package, it is worthless.

You appear much larger than before.
+4 to combat bigness.

Monster loses 10 levels after eating the cookie, it becomes fat and lazy.
If this takes the monster level below 1, it falls asleep leaving the treasure for yoinking.