Io Munchkin set. Designed by DAve

"Your bullets cannot harm me, my hair is like a shield of steel!"

Search through the discard pile and fight the first monster you find.

No-one can interfere with this combat.

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+2 to stomp.
+4 if you are a goth.

+2 to loom.
+4 to your imposition if you are a goth.

+2 to look menacing whilst indoors.
+4 if you are a goth.
Can be worn with other headgear

+2 to groupie-ness.
+4 if you are a goth.
Can be worn under normal armour

Only works for females.
The strongest male munchkin in the game MUST help. He loses the ability to talk for this combat, and suffers a -1 penalty because of the tongue-hanging-out.

How does it smell?
-5 to monster level

+5 to either side

"the one with the different coloured trousers, please"
+2 to item

Not my best card.
Curse: you lose a level

No-one will help you this combat. I don't blame them either.

Bend the one rule to suit yourself.

You're in a room!
-2 normally, but rises to +4 if you are helped by someone.

Take 1 card from any member of the opposite sex. You rocked their world

"It wasn't like that when I were't lad"
Ignore one card in play, discard this card after use.

+3 if academic, -3 otherwise.
Once worn, they are cursed and cannot be removed.

Confiscate one item of clothing from another player. You can wear it this turn.

You want a sex-change immediately. Trade sexes with the highest level player. This counts for -5 for both of you for the next combat.

"I am not in the huff"
Even monsters are scared of you. Free escape, discard after use.

Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah!
+3 to monologue.

Vulcans mate every 12 years, twice as often as trekkies. +1 to your logic, captain.
It's a bonus, Jim, but not as we know it.
* delete as appropriate

Cancels low self-esteem and rant.
"that's a useful item"

"gonnae gie's a bit, haw, ya bas!"
+4 to combat, but user must wear the burbery cap (which counts as a curse).

"Honestly, I'm 21!"
+2 unless your vioce cracks

-2 to concentration. Damn students, don't they ever sleep!.

"the dog really did eat my homework"
+1 to lies.

You know, the one where they explain everything you need to know in the entire course.
-3 to the combat.

Gain up to +6 in this combat, but you must lose half of that bonus (round up) for the hangover next combat.

-3 due to the stress.
Ignore this if you have a feeble excuse.

The monster disappears by magic!
You gain a chicken as a sidekick (+1 bonus) or as headgear (+1 bonus).

Munchkins can automatically hide from any monster, but can't discard the costume for 2 rounds.
You can't duck while using this card.

Armour for female munchkins only.
Can be worn on top or underneath armour to distract monsters.

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"The best thing before sliced bread"
"It's liquid death in solid form". To monsters as well as Dave.
+1 Bonus, use like a hand-grenade.

+2 to the wearer, +4 if they are a student. It's the in thing this season, especially if you are a statue in George Square.

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